ATTITUDE

1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry, Just remove the damn battery from you clock and enjoy life nonstop.

2. Expecting the world to treat you fairly becoz you are good person is like expecting the lion not to attack you becoz you are a vegetarian. (To ye galti aapki hue na dosro ki thodo na).

3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but we are inside.

So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration. (soch lo mujhe blame mat karna)

4. Don't walk as if you rule the world.

Walk as if you don't care who rules the World ( Kyonki isko attitude kehte hai na)

5. Every Lady Hopes that her daughter will marry a better man (Like you - just kidding seriously mat lena please..........) than she did and is convinced that her son will (marry) never find a wife as good as his father did....... haaaaaaaaaaaa

6. He was a good man. He never smoked, Drank had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the Claim. (Socho kyon).

They said, he who never lived, can not die yaar............

7. So many option for suicide , i.e. poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks. But why we choose marriage. ( To kab kar hai jo kuware hai shaaddddddddddiiiiii)

8. Only 20% boys have brains, rest have Girlfrnds. (Don't worry aap me se kuch ke pass dono hai)

9. All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else.

10. Laziness is our biggest enemy.

To kya hua we should learn to love our enemies. Please kam soya karo. ab aap bataaye kiski sonoge meri ya phir...........

11. When this go wrong, when sadness fills you heart, when tears flows from your eyes always say these words.

Eh ganpat chal daru laaa........ note:- sirf kehna hai karna nahi samjhe.

12. According to the survey. 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving which make it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking. ( to kaun sa jayada accha tareeka hai bhai bataaye to zara...............)

Note:- ye sirf aapko hasaaane ke liye tha kyonki Pooja ko thoda bahut majaak karna bhi aata hai.

POOJA TOMAR.